Doctor jokes :)

... I don't believe this page should only talk about serious topics  . Honestly originally I planned to write a story about the relation between medical professionals at many places, how all believe they are superior to their colleagues…
 
“What is the difference between a surgeon, an internist and a pathologist?

 
-    the surgeon doesn’t knows anything, but does everything.
 
-    the internist knows everything but doesn’t does anything.
 
-    the pathologist knows everything, and does everything, but he’s too late!”
 
I found the next note in the office of a full professor of pathology:
 
“Surgical pathologist must think like a surgeon, that is not too difficult at all! ;-)”
 

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